Bikini Babe Workout

Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'

Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'

On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep

Gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat

But then, both of us turned to the gym door

And both of our jaws hit the gym floor

'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes in bikinis

My heart stopped faster than Fellini's

They headed straight for us, I reached for my jimmy hats

But then they pinned us back to the bench, man, they had us trapped

Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers

Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers

Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands

Looked down, said, "Lift", so I turned to my man

Lift girls instead of weights? Man, this is nuts

But then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up

Then time slowed down (slowed down)

All that mattered was this moment

Bench pressing bodacious babes

In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze

You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights

'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest

Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness

A new routine that'll change your attitudeness

Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"

But make sure the two girls are the same sizes

'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided

I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided

We've seen the results for ourselves and we're delighted

A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her

But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her

With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister

Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter

And when we do push-ups, they sit on our backs

And when we take a breather, we sit in their laps

But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench

Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched

And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched