What If I Like It

You only get $7.20 an hour working the weekend shift at Hardee's

And my boyfriend is the only boy in town who isn't a total jerk

And most girls give blowjobs to boys

They barely know at college parties

And most adults in this town are making meth or out of work

My mom won't let up with her shit

My principal keeps staring at my tits

And that's not even the half of it, no

One day you wake up and realize there's this other girl inside you

Who chats online with men who were old before she was even born

And all these people you can talk to

From around the world to guide you

Well, there's one thing they have in common: they watch porn

The guys on the other side of the screen

Say I'm the most amazing that they've seen

Of course, when you're just 17, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's so wrong

But what if I like it?

What if I want it?

What if I really, really like it?

What if I need it?

What if I feel it

Making me special and extraordinary now?

Here's the thing about porn

I've been watching it forever

And I know about having sex

From watching it on the screen

This is America

This is the land of the free

You've got a cock, you've got a pussy

You can do anything

'Cause porn is free, porn is free, it makes you free

If Mom found out, she'd lock me up

'Cause she'll never understand

This is a new world, a new time

I'm gonna be the future

I can be a star while I'm still young

And to our fans

We love to know that you're watching

We know you're stuck fucking just one person

One boring person for the rest of your life

But you know you can watch us

You can watch us fuck the world!

You only get one chance to make it

To be a different kind of porn star

And soon those men will pay

Just for the privilege of watching me