Double Dutch

Gimme a "ho" if you got your funky bus fare

Ho, ho, ho

There's a double-dutch bus coming down the street

Moving pretty fast, so kinda shuffle your feet

Get on the bus, pay your fare

Then tell the driver that you're going to a double-dutch affair

Fe-fi-fo-fum

Well, I'll be darned, here it comes

The Double Dutch Bus is on the street

You'd better get off the curb, move your feet

Bus fare, trans-pass

That's the way my money lasts

Ain't got no car to get around

When I go to work, I gotta go downtown

Now I've missed my train, that's a darn shame

When I'm running late, no sleep's to blame

If you've got a wife, you know I'm right

You got a special man? Well, I can understand

Uptown, downtown, everybody's getting down

Say, "Uptown", say, "Downtown"

Well, I missed my bus, I know I'm late

I gotta do something, I know I hate

I'm gonna walk to work, fifteen blocks

I already got a hole in my socks

Go 'head and laugh, that's okay

'Cause what I really wanna say

I got bad feet, my corns hurt

To top it off, I'm late for work

Let me tell you what I say when I'm dealin' with a funky sidewalk

Let me show you how I walk when I gotta do my funky walk

Let me tell you what I say when I'm dealing with a funky sidewalk

I say, "Sugar"

Hizzey, gizzirls

Y'izzall hizzave to mizzove izzout

The wizzay sizzo the gizzuys can plizzay bizzasketbizzal

Izzsay whizzat? Nizzo yizzou izzain't

Y'izzall bizzetter mizzove

Izzsay whizzat? Willze illzain't millzovin'

Shillzu-gillza, whilzot nilzot, bilzzaby?

Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch

Dizzouble dizzutch, dizzouble dizzutch

Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch

Dizzouble dizzutch, dizzouble dizzutch

Millze gillzot sillzomebillzody plillzays dillzouble dillzzutch

Whozzo? (My gizzirl)

Brillzing her izzin