Wizard Gnomes (Tavern Reprise)

Silence, silence

By order of the King's Council

All knights are called to arms

To eradicate this vile scourge

That has infected our lands

Gnomes

The gnomes' mischief, malevolence, and malfeasance

Shall be tolerated no longer

And we shall see their days of terror brought to an end

All beware the wizard gnomes

They're breaking into people's homes

They creep up while you're all alone

And cause you quite a fright

So if you see these scallywags

Then hide your gold and treasure bags

Don't try to be a clever lad

Go find yourself a knight

All beware the wizard gnomes

They're breaking into people's homes

They creep up while you're all alone

And cause you quite a fright

So if you see these scallywags

Then hide your gold and treasure bags

Don't try to be a clever lad

Go find yourself a knight

The knights rode in from far and wide

While wizard gnomes go run and hide

Now everyone must choose a side

To stand for what is right

All the kings under the sun

Call us to do what must be done

The wizard gnomes are on the run

It's time for us to fight

All beware the wizard gnomes

They're breaking into people's homes

They creep up while you're all alone

And cause you quite a fright

So if you see these scallywags

Then hide your gold and treasure bags

Don't try to be a clever lad

Go find yourself a knight

All beware the wizard gnomes

They're breaking into people's homes

They creep up while you're all alone

And cause you quite a fright

So if you see these scallywags

Then hide your gold and treasure bags

Don't try to be a clever lad

Go find yourself a knight