I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation

You're ruining my life day by day

The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous

This is disgusting, like seriously dude

What do you think you're doing?

You're like way older than me

And you're gross and I don't wanna do that

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do!

I really wanna hangout with you

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

But fuck you!

You're so old, dude!

Like seriously, what do you think you're doing?

Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow!

You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time

But in retrospect, it would've been a bad idea 'cause

You don't care about me like I care about you so I feel bad

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do!

I really wanna hangout with you

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I'm really ironically pissed off right now

I'm feeling quite lost right now

Like in a really big forest like in lake tahoe or something

Somewhere big and scary

'Cause you're scary as shit, dude!

Like I don't know really know what I can tell you

You kinda freak me out, but we can be friends

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do!

I really wanna hangout with you

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do!

I really wanna make out with you

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do!

I really wanna hangout with you