Lyrics
Well I'm at the Arctic Circle and it's cold
In fact I'm freezing I bet you're pleased
I've been peeing ice cubes for a week now
I'm numb from frostbite but I've got my pride
And if you care to send me a blanket
I'd be grateful I'd be thankful
For a fire to last a while
But I'll be here until you say you're sorry
You must be worried if I'm still alive
Well I'm at the Arctic Circle north of Iceland
And I'm still freezing I bet you're happy
I've been seeing penguins riding glaciers
A fact of nature I'll send you a postcard
And if you care to send me a blanket
I'd be grateful I'd be happy
If my nostrils wouldn't freeze
Next time that we fight do me a favor
You'd be a savior just like a cup of tea
Well I'm at the Arctic Circle and it's dark
It's rather lonely down here at the poles
I'm looking out my window I see Russia
The one and only
I think they're trying to take control
But if you care to send me a palin
I'd be grateful I'd be happy
If my nostrils wouldn't freeze
The next time that you're making eggs and bacon
Please hold the pepper
Cause I hate it when I sneeze