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Talent Show

Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa•Official Audio (YouTube API)

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I been trying to develop an alternative fuel

From a mix of all natural substances

But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst

To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel

(I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?)

Marijuana motherfucker

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes

Teachers, staff and students

I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show

Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers

And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush

So without further ado, let's get this show on the road

First contestant, bring your talent to the foreground

And let your smoke be yo' background

Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out

I buy it, don't even know the price

I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me a visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My nigga it's 'bout to go down

We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die

All we need up in here's hoes now

Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside

Uh, got a joint filled with quality shit

My bottom bitch smokin' with me, niggas talk shit

All of 'em shrimp, I'm a big fish

Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this, groupies on my dick

Several kush is on my hitlist, in and out these niggas bitches

Smokin' tree and not to mention hustlin', tryin' to mind my business

You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skippin'

Yeah, I hear what they sayin', just be too high to listen

'Bout my money trippin', if I even fold it wrong

Ya ain't smokin' this good, if it's foul tell you I sold it all

Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all

Or say fuck it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg

I show off, I show off, I show off

Car push to start, hit the button once it go off

Keep the money comin' in and the papers rolled up

And ain't worried 'bout a hatin' nigga, they get no love

Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out

I buy it, don't even know the price

I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me a visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My nigga it's 'bout to go down

We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die

All we need up in here's hoes now

Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside

I go green like I was Archbishop Don Juan

And blow circles 'round you suckas like a marathon

My gym teacher told me, but I didn't listen

My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention

It sure beats suspension, this is my audition

So play yo' position, get the picture I envision

Did she mention, Snoop Dogg was made for kissin'

A barricuda fishin', she on a mission for me

Pleasure, pain and glory, and my inventory

My SAT's, my lil' bitch she did 'em for me

And now we prancin' on stage at the talent show

We floss in my clothes, my chain and my knapsack

Full of that, hand me that, can you see my telescope

Principle, said she wanna see me 'cause she smell my smoke

'Bout my money, trippin', even if I fold it wrong

Blowin' zones with Wiz 'cause this is the protocol

Every time I go out, I'm blowin' the smoke out

I buy it don't even know the price

I smoke 'cause I live it, come pay me to visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My nigga it's 'bout to go down

We fly, it's no lie, that we high, 'til we die

All we need up in here's hoes now

Roll one up, clean the ride 'case them hoes wan' jump inside

Yeah, it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan

It's a talent show, and everybody got to know

You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready

So when I stepped in, for the talent show

I had stole the show, because I was already ready

Everybody shoulda know they part

Because the whole world is the stage, and everybody play a part

So when you at the talent show, you got to know yo' part

And you got to know when to move, and when not to move

And by me being a famous player, and know my game

I took the talent show, because I had style

I had flash, I had originality

I had me, and that's what it's all about

When you doin' a talent show, you got to be you

Green for the money, gold for the honey

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