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Check the glasses
Lesson one: Don't rush
Blue lens on the world, makes the hustle blur
Got that white tabby fur, clean flow, nothing to deter
They think I'm sleeping, behind the shades
I'm just calculating life, the best decisions I've made
The sun is a clock, but I don't punch in
The whole day is mine, where do I begin?
From the window sill to the softest spot on the rug
This is my office, sealed with a hug
They ask me for wisdom, they ask me for grace
I just adjust the frames on my face
The secret to living is low interference
Maintain the cool, maintain appearance
Professor Blue Glasses (Yeah!)
Got no classes (No!)
Just smooth passes (Oh!)
Got no time for the complicated questions
Just the sound of the bassline and my daily possessions
I observe the chaos, the frantic pursuit
A squeaky toy is calling, but I stand resolute
The noise is a distraction, the speed is a flaw
I found my rhythm, obeying cosmic law
The patch on my ear, the white on my chest
Telling the world: I'm performing at my best
By doing absolutely nothing at all
They say curiosity killed the cat
I say, stress killed the human
I choose the sunbeam, I choose the quiet
That's the ultimate enlightenment
Professor Blue Glasses (Yeah!)
Got no classes (No!)
Just smooth passes (Oh!)
Got no time for the complicated questions
Just the sound of the bassline and my daily possessions
Professor out