Gretel

And whenever you get mad

I'm your walking punching bag

Can your conscience handle that?

It shouldn't be you the one who's feeling bad

Not with all your intact arteries

I'd like to get groovy, to drink a mango smoothie

I'd like to watch a movie without

Everyone, and the sun telling me I'm not enough

Why would I enjoy this?

No, I'm not a masochist

With red gloves, all you touch

Certainly will get marked up

I, in fact, in light of this

Became your painting canvas

It's me against you and dad

Not afraid to punch him back

Happen to want to get hurt badly?

Then go ahead and try messing with me

I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free

Worse than that, I'll steal all the chocolate

Out of your dear chocolate chip cookies

Purposely misplace your keys

Be the reason why you sneeze

When I say green you think of cheese

But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines

You take pictures, I'll fake a smile through gritting teeth

You might surmise it's not the same

But you know that I won't play your game

Wasted all your day and let me get away with it

If you look like me, don't go out at night

To a man on edge, you could give a fright

And in self-defence, he'll take out a knife

Wouldn't want to cause a scene

Looking like it's time for me to fly away

Maybe I'll see you another day

Sike, you're probably going the other way

So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?

Luckily, on my diet, I don't eat meat

For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky!

Not a monster 'cause I don't hate babies

I don't skip cut-scenes

Eating my own kind is against my beliefs

You, though, had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim, so

Made of stone, your evil heart must be

Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery

O-o-oh, yippadie-dee, oh, yippadie-doh, doh

Went to the potluck with scones

You won't take any home, I know

But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking

Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no

But they can get you disowned

"We won't look at her"

Is that so?

Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking

Thanks for the pizza, I'll take a mango, blend it up real nice and slow

My dear friends, I have made it home

Rewarded with time alone