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Pass the gravy
Don't pass the blame
Dad's bringing up politics
It's always the same
Grandma's muttering about the good ol' days
And Uncle's on his soapbox
Lost in a haze
Oh
Politics and poultry
What a sight to see
Someone's arguing with the turkey
Not with me
Keep my head down
Chew real slow
In a world of awkward
That's the way to go
Mom's cutting pie
She's biting her tongue
Aunt's got opinions
And she's just begun
Grandpa's carving words sharper than the knife
Why's the cranberry sauce debating its own life
Oh
Politics and poultry
What a sight to see
Someone's arguing with the turkey
Not with me
Keep my head down
Chew real slow
In a world of awkward
That's the way to go
The turkey looks offended
Feathers in a twist
It's got more patience than this family could ever list
I'd toast to unity
But the wine's all gone
Guess I'll just hum to myself and carry on
Oh
Politics and poultry
What a sight to see
Someone's arguing with the turkey
Not with me
Keep my head down
Chew real slow
In a world of awkward
That's the way to go