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At first, I told myself, "I need my head inspected" (no way, bro!)
I notice little things, same T-shirt and sunglasses (okay, this is weird)
Then it got weirder, see, she cut her hair like me (what the hell?)
She bought a red guitar, kept driving 'round in my car (no way!)
I'm kissing her and she, she slams me against the wall (whoa)
She crashed into a bus, chasing some supermodel (been there)
She's analyzed my smile, she memorized my phone book
She always wears my clothes, her favorite words are, "Fuck off!"
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see?
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
I'm saying something's wrong, she's out back playing soccer (silence football)
She used to do ballet, now, she's a heavy smoker (no way!)
She's so obsessed with me, now she stands up to pee (I don't even care)
And now her stupid games have started taking over
Don't need no special help, don't need to see a doctor
I know you're worried, but I'm telling you, just watch her
Looks like she's cracked my code, knows things I've never spoke of
She wants sex all the time and still find time to jerk off
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see?
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
Me, I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I got to do to make you see?
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
I'm in the loony bin, wearing a pale pink nightie
The nurse comes through the door and whispers so politely
"Your boyfriend's here to see you, look pretty and take a bath
I love his silly band, can I get his autograph?"
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see?
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
Me, I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I got to do to make you see?
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be, she wants to be
She wants to be me