Idiot Waltz

What have I done with the baby tonight

Every one wants to play

The phone just stopped ringing

I forgot how to sing and

There's no more room at the table

Heard you all talking and toasting last night

But somebody's just barely there

The kitchens too hot and she's roasting alright

And I miss my usual chair

Here comes that shine looks a lot like your eye

And here comes the moon like a fool

There goes my heart I swear I dreamt this part like idiots usually do

Why we do that now you know its true

Come over here and wind up my ear

Cause somebody wants me brand new

And they say if you're smart

Then you won't buy used parts

So I'm glad you're an idiot too