My Hatevourite Things

Do you know what I fuckin' hate?

I hate when people I myself don't even know very well, ask me about someone I don't fuck with

I don't know it just bothers me

I hate people online say things like 'Chef here!' before their comment, as if to say whatever the fuck they're gonna say next should be taken as objective fact, like shut the fuck up

I hate the sound of fake laughs

I hate the term "we're seeing eachother", I don't know that just fucking pisses me off

I hate the concept of rescheduling something

I hate when people say "it's a bit", when referring to comedy, like shut the fuck up

I hate what people now refer to as RnB, when it's literally just Trap

I hate when a girl is *already* looking at me, but then when I look over at her, she screws her face and then looks away. Like how the fuck does that work?

I hate stressed eyebrows and purposely negative looking resting faces

Like that whole 'bad bitch', 'you can't sit with us' thing, like fucking ***

I hate when people type with full stops, I don't know why that just fucking pisses me off too

I think it's kind of weird when niggas talk about the 4 elements of Hip-Hop

I hate when people say the first name of someone I don't know as well, I hate that

And those, those are just a few of my Hatevourite things