I Failed No Nut November

I failed no nut November

On the tenth day

I failed no nut November

But I'm still feeling okay

I failed no nut November

Did it on day ten

I failed no nut November

Now I'm going to bed

Yeah I fucking failed

Feel free to judge

I really thought I'd make it through

I wouldn't budge

Oopsie-doopsie daisy maybe I only got lazy

But I think I should've eaten chocolate fudge

Passing triple n should be a must

But no nut makes the weiner start to rust (Ew)

I know it wasn't long

At least I didn't fuck a bong

But I really really wish I didn't bust (No!)

I failed no nut November

Made it to the big one - o

I failed no nut November

I'm really sad about it oh no

I really wish I didn't fail

What do I do?

Tried my freaking hardest but

I got no clue

Layin' in my bed thinking

About Cars 2

And suddenly I feel it

I'm stuck in goo

It was only mango juice

That isn't when I failed

Thinkin' about Mater getting motherfuckin' railed

I thought about the beach and a curvy shell

Thought it was the summer then flew out November gel (Yeah)

I failed no nut November

I really wish I stayed

I failed no nut November

Cut it all off with a blade

I failed no nut November

I wish it wasn't so

I failed no nut November

I wouldn't lie about it bro

I failed no nut November

On the tenth day

I failed no nut November

And I'm disappointed in myself

Oh Fuck