If I Only Had A Heart (Extended Version)

When a man's an empty kettle,

He should be on his mettle,

And yet I'm torn apart.

Just because I'm presumin',

That I could be kind-a-human,

If I only had heart.

I'd be tender

I'd be gentle and awful sentimental

Regarding Love and Art.

I'd be friends with the sparrows

and the boy who shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart.

Picture me - a balcony.

Above a voice sings low.

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat...

How sweet.

Just to register emotion,

jealousy - devotion,

And really feel the part.

I could stay young and chipper

and I'd lock it with a zipper,

If I only had a heart.