Lyrics
Split my pants in gym class oh no
Tried to play it cool but the breeze would show
Grabbed my hoodie tied it low
But the damage was done everybody knows
Tried to zip 'em up but the zipper won't go
Now I'm stuck in a stitchy fiasco
Patch it up patch it up before the show
Nurse got thread and a safety pin glow
Fashion fail on a concert scale
Patch it up patch it up before the show
Mirror says, man you're a walking wreck
Threads hangin loose like a string quartet
Clock is tickin time to jet
But my pants look worse than a fishing net
Tried duct tape tried a magic spell
Still lookin like I tripped and fell
Patch it up patch it up before the show
Nurse got thread and a safety pin glow
Fashion fail on a concert scale
Patch it up patch it up before the show