Lyrics
Church League softball fist fight
Gettin' "washed in the blood" on a Tuesday night
What would Jesus do? Lord, he wouldn't do that
Knock the hell out of a preacher with a softball bat!
Well, the Swinging Shepherds from the Sheep of the Savior
We're tied with the Sourwood Church of Christ
An example of some highly unholy behavior
In a game that had already been protested twice
Somethin' un-Biblical must have been said
For them to be aimin' heat at a minister's head
Clockin' the clergy ain't the thing to do
But neither's the high hard-one on an 0-and-2
Church League softball fist fight
A bloody "layin' on the hands" 'neath the left field lights
Knockin' out four teeth and gettin' a busted lip
Ain't exactly my idea of Christian Fellowship
Church League, Softball, Fist Fight
Rollin' round the pitcher's mound, it just don't look right
For nice people from the church and the Sunday school class
To trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass
To trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass
To trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop-ass (can of whoop-ass)
A can of whoop-ass