Lyrics
Hmph, this is gonna be so edgy
(VideoGameRapbattles)
Disgusting yellow creature, get outta my sight
(Player one, Shadow)
This is gonna be fun
(Player two, Wario)
(Chaos control)
(Fight)
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your pro bro spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-double-E-P, massive crap
Ain't no half steppin', I'm a throwback wreckin'
In your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon it's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently
You're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eights by daylight, pieces
Like Jesus, maybe cease the screamin', Vegeta
'Cause you're just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah, they call you Shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends, I'll be eating them
You got the seven gems? I got the millions
I don't need to bring a .9, these guns will do
I'm a killer on the mic, so run the jewels
Your girl ain't dead, she needed a real man
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic, you're supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans
I smash down bros in the Hall of Fame
To bash Shadow is a mini-game
And Wario breaks rats like they're bricks
But you'll make a nice trophy if I need assists
Nice for a change, now it's AK game time
You've got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
A whack, weak wannabe, fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don't even try to copy me
Yeah, that W belongs to me
I had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character, the same character
Fact that you'll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man's shadow
Looking at me, digest that ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I've killed several more
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol
Your empty threats don't scare me now
This edgy pest just wears me out
You're always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission's all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You're just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
'Cause it's all speed and no content (wow)
When it comes to makin' these rude tunes
Wario's got the smooth moves
Heard all your raps, now I've gone and snapped
Just go make like your spin attacks, screw you
You're desolate than Mephiles
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink? Oh wait, that's you
Oh, maybe that was me
Hmph, whatever
Wa ha ha ha
(Gameover)
(Choose your character)
(VideoGameRapBattles)
Maria