Please be serious kids don't lie to
People who have always tried to
Be the one that you confide to
Please be serious kids like Caillou
I'm sick I gotta get a verse down now
Call me Sun God I got a first down now
This beat kicks like a fucking roundhouse
Circular dwelling, Spongebob ha, round house
I'm leaving you, my baby, Grand Rapids
Don't know what changed but it was rapid
Your shit's so lame your beats are vapid
Everybody loves me I'm still team captain
Please be serious kids don't lie to
People who have always tried to
Be the one that you confide to
Please be serious kids like Caillou
Tried a goofy girl, switched up, chancing fickle clowns
I got her wet like Raegan's finances trickle down
Economics wasn't my strong suit
Incredible villain, I'm down
Syndrome was his biggest fan
Bob fucking Parr the biggest man
I'm a fucking star no middle man
Now bop your heads to my fucking jam
Please be serious kids don't lie to
People who have always tried to
Be the one that you confide to
Please be serious kids like Caillou
Please be serious kids don't lie to
People who have always tried to
Be the one that you confide to
Please be serious kids like Caillou