Lyrics
Baby kicked the bucket today
Baby kicked the bucket today
It came unexpected, she took the car and wrecked it
I never realized how much I cared
I don't think that the car can be repaired
Baby kicked the bucket today
Baby kicked the bucked today
It was such a strange occurrence, at least I had insurance
I never realized how much she did
Thank God she didn't take the friggin' kids
It isn't very often, that I have to buy a coffin
But it's the very latest yes it's true
But you know it might be cheaper
So I may decide to keep her
Then Norman Bates could tell me what to do
Whack Whack a do!
Baby kicked the bucket today
Baby kicked the bucket today
I think I'm gonna miss her
But at least I got her sister
Thank God her pretty sister's still alive
And I can't wait to teach her how to drive