Single / Track
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
Lyrics
[BRIAN]
Princeton!
[PRINCETON]
Yeah.
[BRIAN]
Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks. What's up with that?
[PRINCETON]
I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me for being too
depressing on the phone. I maxed out my cards. I'm two months
behind in rent. I totally messed up my personal life. Oh, and Brian --
I still haven't found my purpose!
[BRIAN]
All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! Everyone's getting
together to mess around the city today.
[PRINCETON]
Have fun.
[BRIAN]
When I say "everyone", that includes you!
(sung)
There is life outside your apartment
I know it's hard to conceive,
but there's life outside your apartment,
and you're only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool shit to do,
but it can't come to you.
And who knows, dude,
you might even score!
There is life outside your apartment,
but you've got to open the door!
(spoken)
[PRINCETON]
No, thanks, I'm staying in.
[BRIAN]
Don't tell me I gotta force you.
[PRINCETON]
Sorry!
[BRIAN]
All right everyone! He's resisting!
(Christmas Eve, Trekkie Monster, Gary and Nicky pick Princeton
up and drag him outside)
(sung)
[ALL BUT PRINCETON]
There is life outside...
there is life outside...
there is life outside...
there is life outside...
your apartment!
There's a pigeon squashed on the street.
[CHRISTMAS EVE]
Eww.
[BRIAN]
There's a girl passing by
[NICKY]
No, I think it's a guy
[ALL BUT PRINCETON]
And a homeless man who only wants
to buy something to eat!
Sorry! Can't help you!
(they enter the subway)
[ALL BUT PRINCETON]
We could go to the zoo!
[TREKKIE MONSTER]