Lyrics
Well you can't fake stupid I heard it said
To suddenly find a sleeping beauty in your bed
No one ever stopped to think that it was wrong
No they just carried on and sang that stupid song
Now you think he was allergic to the things that made him sneeze
Maybe it was pollen or the perfume on her sleeve
No one ever asked the doc to give him a referral
No they just carried on kept dancing with the squirrels
And no one ever really punched a time clock
No one ever tried to wake her all too hard
No they just went and hung out at the salt mines
Where no one ever worked a lick or a single stitch in time
Well you can't wake lazy so I say let him sleep
And what the hell were seven guys doing to Bo Peep
No one ever asked them if they thought that it was wrong
No they just carried on and sang that stupid song
Well you can't be bashful if you're acting so morose
And what good could a doctor do if he can't diagnose
No one ever asked if he was licensed yes indeed
I guess they just assumed that his stethoscope must be his degree
Can a place really exist
Where a prince can wake the dead with only but a kiss
Everybody stands around and everyone pretends
But not every story will have a happy ending
Cause you can't cure crazy but can give it medication
And ye who walks with caution shall proceed with hesitation
Everyone's got some excuse or tries to hide a smirk
But now it's time for me to go and whistle while I work
Whistle while I work
Whistle while I work