Early or Easy

I'M GONNA SIT ON THIS STOOL AND SHOOT TEQUILA AND LIME

IF I HAD THREE HANDS I'D ORDER THREE AT A TIME

I'M CUTTIN' THESE CHAINS FROM AROUND MY HEART

DON'T KNOW WHERE I'LL WIND UP

BUT THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA START

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

I'M HITTIN' IT HARD UNTIL DAYLIGHT

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

WHEN I WAKE UP I WON'T REMEMBER TONIGHT

I'M GONNA SAMPLE EVERY BOTTLE FROM BEHIND THAT BAR

KEITH RICHARDS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS ROCK STAR

I'LL SURROUND MYSELF WITH TWO OR THREE LADIES

BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY'LL BE CALLING ME BABY

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

MIGHT BE WRONG BUT RIGHT NOW IT FEELS RIGHT

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

DON'T GET IN MY WAY OR THERE MIGHT BE A FIGHT

GOT A CAB ON CALL TO CHAUFFEUR ME AROUND

IF I COULD CLONE MYSELF I'D CLOSE THEM ALL DOWN

WE'LL BURN TWO TANKS OF GAS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP

AND I'LL HAVE A HECK OF A BILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

I'M HITTIN' IT HARD UNTIL DAYLIGHT

I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY

WHEN I WAKE UP I WON'T REMEMBER TONIGHT