Lyrics
Here they come
They're all number one
Or humble number two
I insist, after you
They're after me, no, after you
Douchebags on Parade
Douchebags on Parade
Smiling through
Gleaming veneers
Waving at imaginary cheers
Like they're million sellers
Well it's time for them fellas
Who know they're so fine
To get on that float and ride
Get on that float and ride
Douchebags on Parade
Douchebags on Parade
Dull and deluded
Empty and denuded
Satisfied and entitled
Look at them they're so delighted
So goddamn delighted
Douchebags on Parade
Douchebags on Parade