Love Is in the Air (Cut from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, 1962)

Love is in the air

Quite clearly

People everywhere

Act queerly

Wives are at their husbands' service

Virgins are distinctly nervous

Love is going around

It's spreading each minute

Throughout the whole vicinity

Step out and you're in it

With everyone involved

Who can stay uninvolved?

Love is in the air

This morning

Bachelors beware

Fair warning!

My advice to you is gratis

If you wanna keep your status

Stay home, don't take a breath

You could catch your death

'Cause love is around