I keep a telephone in my fanny pack
I had to buy one after my heart attack
I'm callin' triple A if I get a flat
There is a special button designed for that
I carry credit cards and some medicine
I make too many stops at the ATM
I got a fishin' license for Oregon
I carry extra shades and a Leatherman
I got my whole damn world inside of that purse
No, I don't keep a spare
So when I leave it at your house next time
Please don't tell me, it's not there
You gotta try a little harder next time, Mary
Try a little harder please
Or you can tell my wife next time
You just lost the Volvo key
You gotta try little harder next time, Mary
I am down on my knees
Look a little further next time
Won'cha try a little harder please
I got some fat-free candy and bubble gum
I carry dental floss if yer needin' some
I got some nice new checks in the marathon
They got my first name right and my last name wrong
Try a little harder next time, Mary
Try a little harder, doll
Don' call me up to say that you found it
After I've replaced it all
You gotta try a little harder next time, Mary
I am down on my knees
Look a little further next time
Won'cha, try a little harder
Look a little further
Try a little harder
Look a little further
Try a little harder
Look a little further
Try a little harder