Next Time Mary

I keep a telephone in my fanny pack

I had to buy one after my heart attack

I'm callin' triple A if I get a flat

There is a special button designed for that

I carry credit cards and some medicine

I make too many stops at the ATM

I got a fishin' license for Oregon

I carry extra shades and a Leatherman

I got my whole damn world inside of that purse

No, I don't keep a spare

So when I leave it at your house next time

Please don't tell me, it's not there

You gotta try a little harder next time, Mary

Try a little harder please

Or you can tell my wife next time

You just lost the Volvo key

You gotta try little harder next time, Mary

I am down on my knees

Look a little further next time

Won'cha try a little harder please

I got some fat-free candy and bubble gum

I carry dental floss if yer needin' some

I got some nice new checks in the marathon

They got my first name right and my last name wrong

Try a little harder next time, Mary

Try a little harder, doll

Don' call me up to say that you found it

After I've replaced it all

You gotta try a little harder next time, Mary

I am down on my knees

Look a little further next time

Won'cha, try a little harder

Look a little further

Try a little harder

Look a little further

Try a little harder

Look a little further

Try a little harder