Lyrics
Funny little fat man nobody knows
He stopped living long ago
Funny little fat man nobody cares
We've forgotten through the years
Standing in the spotlight scandal of the day
William Randolph Hearst would lead the way
Fabricated facts and manipulated scenes
Convicted before a jury could convene
Funny little fat man no one recalls
He stopped laughing long ago
Funny little fat man they close the doors
And refuse to show his movies anymore
Examples must be made with Hollywood's abode
Let's bring in Will Hayes to set the code
The jury must acquit they apologized in fact
Yet the public and Will Hayes would turn their back
Funny little fat man he Will B. Good
And go behind the cameras when he could
Funny little fat man there's little doubt
Rejection finally made his heart give out
Funny little fat man nobody knows
We stopped laughing long ago
Long ago long ago long ago