Sweet Tooth

Well, now, Chief

I can see that you're a man of integrity

Thank you

But ask yourself this

Have you got a sweet tooth?

I do

A hunger that you have to feed?

Have you got a sweet tooth?

I do

Well, we've got everything you need! (Mmm)

Don't give me that conscience nonsense!

It's simply quid pro quo

So

A hundred of your favorites?

Sorry, I'm afraid it's no!

Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate, you know

I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so-

But think about your sweet tooth

I do

I've had it since I was a boy

Your naughty little sweet tooth

It's true

The only thing that brings you joy

Don't look at your waistline! It's fine! (C'mon)

Who needs to see their toes?

So

Seven hundred boxes?

That's a lot of chocolates

No!

Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell

Have you got a sweet tooth?

Me too!

Fellas-

Have you got the hots for chocs?

I do really, yeah

Do you think that candy's dandy?

Oh, yeah

Well, we've got lots and lots and lots and lots and lots!

Why am I singing?

If the wife's complaining

Body-shaming

It's amazing what a tailor can conceal

Keep your wretched chocolates

18 hundred boxes?

Oh, deal!