Lyrics
Uh attention stupid idiots
We have a felon who has escaped the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted
He is the the evil Herbert Feengler
Who was arrested in charge of having assaulted the first alien
To ever drop down to our planet
Uh we we we don't know don't know where he is, went
Or who he could be
But thanks for nothing
I'm the attention alert guy
I'm the announcer person
I'm the amber alert
It's not called that here but it's something like that
Alright bye
Oh fuck
Holy shit
Maybe that guy I met at the parter was Herbert Feengler
The convicted felon I met at the Industrial Science Museum where I worked part time
Oh god
Oh god
I can't be responsible for more crimes
I'm Bones McCool
I can't I never signed up for this
Oh geez my heart rate is going up
My blood pressure is getting pretty high
Okay alright
Bones it's time to focus up
You know what we gotta do
We gotta we gotta hunt down Herbert Feengler, a.k.a. Heebie Jeeber
And kill him
We gotta take him out before he does more damage to someone we care about
I'm Bones McCool and I'm out for blood
I'm Bones McCool and it's time to find Herbert Feengler
Oh god
But that guy last night said his name was Heebie Jeeber, not Herbert Feengler
So it must be a different guy
So then where do I even look
Well, he committed his last crime in the Tantalum Kingdom
So he's probably run away from the Tantalum Kingdom
He could be anywhere
He could be in the Tungsten Kingdom
I'm Bones McCool still and I gotta
Whew
There's an escaped felon
I'm gonna play my saxophone now to relieve stress
Oh no I'm Bones