Prayin' In The Tub

I hear you're cookin' like a hippie chick

Organic and freshly picked

You been bakin' your bread with bran

You been datin' patchouli man

I hear you meditate day and night

Insense and candlelight

You cross your legs before you start

I don't make it quite that hard

I say my prayers in the tub

I bless m'kids and all my friends

And I know I'd be a better man

If you'd come home to me again!

I tend the focus on my rubber duck

And how the last six months have sucked

I think a lot about the woman i love

When i'm prayin' in the tub

I hear massage school might be next

Kneadin' muscles and twistin necks

Playin' new age music too

When your past life gets to you

I hear you meditate night and day

You got a buddah and a bell to play

You like to follow your psychic path

I prefer to wait for a bath

I say my prayers in the tub

I stretch out and count my sins

And i know I'd be a better man

If you'd come home to me again

I remember to help the weak

And how to turn the other cheek

I think a lot about the woman i love

When I'm prayin' in the tub

I hear you meditate night and day

And i miss you everyway

I know you don wanna be here now

But i'm wishin' for it anyhow

I say my prayers in the tub

And if I find the soap

I take it as a sign, that there might be a little piece of hope

I have cleaned up my act

And I pray your heart will see

You will find a better man, if God would send you back to me