Lyrics
Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should've got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck-teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought that was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen? You look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face, instead?
There ain't no pill 'cause you ain't ill
You're ugly!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
(Yodleay)
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgery fast, girl
You're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out, "cab!"
(So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In a Miss Ugly pageant you'd win first prize
(Yo mama say you ugly)
You ugly!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
Get busy, get busy
Get busy, get busy
Get busy, get busy
Get busy, get busy
Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly)
Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly)
Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly)
Get busy (You ugly!)
You, you, you, you
Now I feel like Blondie
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
Quasimodo, camel-breath, squarehead
(Ugly!)
Chicken-legs, pig-face, chin like Bubba
(Ugly!)
Fish-lips, toad-licker, poindexter
(Ugly!)
Spaghetti-arms, limp-butt, freakshow
(Ugly!)
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly
U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry
U-G-L-Y, like a alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi
You ugly!