Lyrics
Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didn't you?
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the motherfuckin' chicken head bitches
And we kept the motherfuckin' names the same
'Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god-damn shame
What the fuck is going on in this god-damn world?
What are you, bitch, a boy or a girl?
I can't tell 'cause your shit on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey looking bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weaving it through
You ain't fooling nobody, we know you're bald-headed too
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
There should be a crime against bald-headed hoes
Why they want to be bald, nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease
Hell no 'cause if you did, you'd have some up there
Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around, I see a damn disgrace
Motherfuckin' wig pieces all over the place
It's from them (bald-headed hoes) they just so damn mean
The meanest ass hoes I ever seen
Ain't got no hair so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (You right)
Hell, yeah, I'm right
I've seen this shit night after night
Instead of wearing other people's hair, you dumbass bitch
You need to buy some dog mane and grow your own damn shit
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe
You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I can't run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man
So, stay away you bold hickies, I know you out there
Talkin' to you hoes who ain't got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny, your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald-headed ass granny
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Now this is how you spot a bald-headed hoe
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair, yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl, her hair was down to Her butt
I hope that she now, that I know it ain't real
But I won't squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins
Something must be done about these citizens
You ask what will I do to support my fellow man?
I'm proposing a bill to Capitol Hill
To kill all bald-headed women at will
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-headed hoes
Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?
I see some bald-headed hoes