Mad About Bars - S5-E2

Ay, I swear Fermz and Renz patterned this

Lagga

Lagga

Oi

Boi-yoi

In the barber shop with no shank

Can't even Snap, true, my ting's on open (Woah)

Need to send out a yute on loan quick time

Before the transfer window closes (Whoosh)

On the inside lane

True that I thought that the

highway cops was police approachin' (Shit)

Divertin' a sales to a next number

'Cause it's loose and this hotline's stolen (Brr)

Me and my gyal ain't ever watched Frozen

She dropped me to cunch when the vehics was broken (Neaw)

In the T house and one cat's pissed

'Cah he's brass and he's watchin' the other one smokin' (Shit)

After I bag up, give him some crumbs, that's problem solvin'

Countless times I took trips from Galton

Now I'm hands off, I got no involvement (Hands off)

I can't control bro

But if I tell him "shoot" then he's got no choice (Dig it)

Last night I had to run a man down

Screamin' "don't run", now I got no voice (Don't run)

'014, I seen ten racks in coins

That why I think the 9 to 5 ting's moist

Can't tell a bitch 'bout the road,

that's void That's how you get dropped like David Moyes (Get dropped)

Gotta google the Lyca bundle

I forgot the code for the hundreth time

My girl just text sayin', "Must be nice"

But she's sarcastic 'cah nothing's nice (Haha)

Worker didn't link crew for nine

We ain't scored for weeks on someone's line

When you have TT, you don't have to punch up guys

'Cah boy better know that's a fuckin' hype (Next hype)

Induction wing with my fists stuck up

Man, there's no scrams in HMP (Bow)

On remand tryna save is peak

But fifteen a week weren't made for me

Riskin' your life to go spend it on a jeet

I'd rather go work in Sainsbury's

Used to ask me to train with teams

And after pay wages to Wayne and Lee (Woi-yoi)

But seperate to that, I be coppin' these sticks

For these niggas that think I ain't got pride

Bro said we can sit back and watch man ride Let's

play a high line and catch man offside (Dudu, bow)

Had to use socks 'cah I left my gloves, wardrobe malfunction

Wrong way down the one-way junction

Told this posh ting that I do construction (Skrr)

I was sixteen handin' cats packs

Really thinkin' they'd come back proper (Huh?)

Ended up runnin' off on the plug

I'm debatin' if I'm tapped if I give them copper (Mad head)

Jailhouse, when it was gym time in shorts and vest

Didn't have no locker

Trackie folded up while man played soccer

Zanco not workin', this stupid blocker (Stupid blocker)

This magazine holds nine but it only

shoots seven Man, this one's complex (Glee, glee)

Used to have B in his cardi' Now he needs

him a QC to get him off set (Straight up)

A stick named Chip got one press

When I first heard it I thought it was nonsense

Now I'm in a bush with a 16

Put it on rapid, make it beat constant (Brrr)

Due to turn a nine to a HB

And do fourty stones for twenty-five quid (Mmm)

Been up and down these stairs so much

It feels like I'm exercisin' (Knackered)

I heard bro say "I recognise him"

Need to find how and identify it (Who's that?)

First time it was mesmerisin'

Now I dash the magic and terrorise it (Whip, whip)

If I ain't got no iron, I'm lackin'

Like I'm deficient for vitamin D (Haha)

This brown corn ain't no cinnamon sweets

Tell Claire, "You're too far, need deliverin' fee"

Took a chase through park

These dumb jakes think they're quicker than me (Than who?)

Walked in the bando and I couldn't see Keith

But Joe said he's next door pinnin' with Steve

Heard the scousers got bagged in town

Told bro, "Now it's our time to capitalise"

24 hour shifts for the next week

No loggin' off, no nappin' at night (Let's go)

Old school, phoned and stayed in the QB (Huh?)

Could've got excited and slapped it for five

Nowadays I can't lie, I got more sense on

Pebble the stain, tell us the line (Bow)

Soakin' that food, yeah, I had it for time

'Til I learnt how the girl and the magic combine (Whip)

We just done 90 in a 30 zone

Phone up a cat, make him handle the fine

Man had to hop off the two wheel revs

'Cah I nearly fell off, I couldn't manage the bike (Neaw)

So if you see me behind the wheel of a four wheel vehics

Don't be actin' surprised

Gotta leave Brum before 4 O'Clock

'Cah it might take a hour to get out the city

Bando ting is more calmer at Andy's

But I definitely made more at Jimmy's

Been quite a while I ain't had no sizzys

So I gotta do a footstep and find some kitties

This is Brum town, man don't get chingy

By the age of fifteen, man put five on thingys (Boom)

Growin'-growin' up

All I wanted was a dotty with the bells in the black case (Huh)

And why's my man pullin' a mad face?

That's the same thing that puts yutes in ashtrays

Paramedic check, so you man move awkward

When madman pull, man madman forward

He was on free flow gettin' escorted

The only time I hid was from Miss Horton (Pussy)