Anything Goes

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today

Any shock they would try to stem

Instead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days

A glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heaven knows

Anything goes

Good authors, too

Who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

Guys today that women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad

And good's bad

And black's white

And day's night

Guys today that women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

Anything goes