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Maddie was a horse girl
Now she works at Morgan Stanley
Her paycheck can support a family
But she still lives alone
Maddie’s from the heartland
Now she lives on 34th street
Fortress in a sea speed freaks
So she never leaves home
But she can pay for dinner on Doordash
And premium cable
So she knows to be grateful
Her lifes in a stable … condition
Maddie is a horse girl
Maddie is a horse girl x2
I’ve been working brunch shifts
Trying to pay my way through grad school
In a bottomless mimosa cesspool
Maddie’s a guest
She chugged a whole carafe
Not she’s badgering the staff for refills
For girls like her this stuff is lethal
But seems so depressed
Cause it turns out the city
Just ain’t like the plains
So I poured her some pity
And i hand her the reigns
Maddie is a horse girl
Maddie is a horse girl x2
That night, there’s a story in the news
“Local women, blackout drunk on half price booze
Trampled by a hansom cab in Central park”
And lying in the dark
She rattles through my head
Or
She ‘gallops’ through my heart
I’m ‘saddled’ with the dread
That Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
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Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl
Maddie was a horse girl