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I pushed my disabled grandma off a chair
I painted my balls green and the sheep ate out my pubic hair
I lick the shit stains from my nan's underwear
My own brand of autism is the rarest of the rare
I lifted my dishwasher up by grabbing her hair
I gave the homeless AIDS instead of a dollar to spare
Took my kids for a bath, but forgot to let them up for air
My semen is on my grandma from a dare
Babies with cancer never had any hair
Trump uses Doritos as skincare
Joe Biden gets hard after smelling children's hair
Liam Payne went in one direction through the air
My uncle said, "Spit on it, it'll make it glare"
I went to a Diddy party and woke up in intensive care
I'm at Drake's basement, where is my underwear?
Told him "I can't breathe" twice, he didn't really care
The Jewish is scared from the painter stare
I'm gonna hang myself tonight, bring me a chair
I saw my bro fighting a pregnant woman
And I joined him to make it fair
I don't like crashing in one tower
I like them to be a pair (share it!)