Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.

Something's beating on the wall on the other side

Strange lovers moan each others names on by-hour sheets for the very first time

One of them's James, the other's some name she changes every time she lies across his bed

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning

And the sun, the sun's well on the way too soon to know

And oh, oh my God, whatever, etcetera

If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table

A concertina or a Murphy bed, I would

But I wasn't made that way so you know instead

I'm open all night and the customers come to stay

And everyone tips but not enough to knock me over

And I'm so tired, I just worked two shifts

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning

And the sun, the sun's well on its way too soon to know and

Oh, oh my God, oh my God, whatever, etcetera