The Road Behind

Well, I'm traveling down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load

I stagger around in a stupor

Sleazy, I cant do the show

Hanging out backstage

I'm in a homocidal rage

I signed a million dollar contract

I puked on every page

Slaughtered half the crew

Caused they ate my deli-tray

Oh Baby hey

Said I'd do the show but I canceled anyway

You were road kill baby

Till I scraped you in my arms

Just another wattle flapping

On the old turkey farm, so baby

And while the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad ol' song

I'm on the road behind

Well, there you have it baby

I'm just a sensitive guy

Y'know I snuffed a million planets

But I still find time to cry

Because there's more to life

Then making other people die

Like a little bloody tear, baby

Running out my dirty little eye

And some things baby

They don't make no sense

Does it really matter

If it bugs your parents?

You were road kill baby

Till I scraped you in my arms

Just another wattle flapping

On the old turkey farm, so baby

Now baby quit yer crying

Put those clown britches on

And while the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad ol' song

I'm on that road behind, oh yeah

And while the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

And while the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone