Give Yourself a Hand (Live)

Hello, Mr. Fussy

Hello, Mrs. Nice

Have you ever shared a bathtub

Full of beer and ice?

I know you want to

I know you can

Put down your children

And free up your hands

Come on and free up your hands

Come on and free up your hands

Do you still like to kiss her?

Do you still hold her hand?

Would you cheat with her sister?

Do you march to her band?

And when you're by yourself

With a drink in one hand

Do you break your little rule

And give yourself the other hand?

C'mon and give yourself a hand

C'mon and give yourself a hand

C'mon and give yourself a hand

C'mon and give yourself a hand

I know your wife's uncle

He's a very nice man

He's got long clever fingers

On his lovely pink hands

Did you give that bad boy

The back of your hand?

I know you want to

I know you can

Give him the back of your hand

Give him the back of your hand

Give him the back of your hand

Give him the back of your hand