Scotty Doesn't Know (The Second Coming) - Bonus Track

Whoa

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church but

She doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and

Scotty doesn't know

Oh, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

(So don't tell Scotty)

Fiona says she's out shoppin'

But she's under me

And I'm not stoppin' 'cause

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

(Don't tell Scotty)

I can't believe he's so trustin'

While I'm right behind you thrustin' (ooh)

Fiona's got him on the phone

And she's tryin' not to moan

It's a three way call

And he knows nothin', nothin'

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty 'cause

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show

Everyone'll go

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

The parking lot, why not

It's so cool when you're on top

His front lawn, in the snow

Laughin' so hard 'cause

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty will know

Scotty has to know

Scotty's gotta know

I'm gonna tell Scotty

Gonna tell him myself

Scotty has to know

Scotty has to know

Scotty has to