Lyrics
Curtain going up
Alright, thank you, Leo, thank you, everyone
Let's circle up, circle up
Break a leg, Myrtle, sweetheart
Alright
Hey, Kelly
One shot to save the world!
Act one is running too slow and it's got to liven up
It is when we get to act two where you deliver
Must be more of a build to the show
Instead of
One shot to save the world!
You know me, I need an audience
It's not enough for you to be in love with me
The whole world has gotta be in love with me
That is your job, you're the director, do it
Oh, alright, thanks for the note
One shot to save the world!
Listen up, Myrtle
I know that you can jump this hurdle
I know that you can make it rise or make it crumble
Save or ruin the world
It's a sad play
She didn't write it
Shut up, Kelly
You're upsetting Myrtle
There's no time, she has to go on
Oh, oh, Kelly, shut up
One shot to save the world!
Listen here, Manny
I'm listening
You're really acting quite uncanny
I ain't trying to reinvent the wheel here, baby
Make or ruin the world
Myrtle, you're on
Oh, I'm struck by the cruelty of the whole damn thing
This woman is in love, but she has to beg for it?
That is a difficult thing to do, Manny
Sure, I understand, honey
I get it, I do, I get it, I-
One shot to save the world!
No, no, no, no, Kelly
Kelly, that dress is the wrong color for this scene
That's my color
No, just put some of your magic on, alright?
You're not funny anymore, Manny
"You're not funny anymore, Manny"
One shot to save the world!
Standby sound, lights, and go