Ten with a Two

Last night downtown I was drinking the booze

Like it was going out of style

My whole head got light

I lost my eyesight

I ain't been that drunk in awhile

Along about 1 I spotted a queen

And I started to make my move

Aw, she was believing every line I was laying

Lord I was just too cool

Well I thought I died and gone to heaven

But lord did I look like a fool

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10

But at 10 I woke up with a 2

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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10

But at 10 I woke up with a 2

I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking

But lord when I do I lose

I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman

But I sure woke up with a few

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10

But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Well I made up my mind

I was never gonna find

Myself in that condition again

But here I sit on the same bar stool

And just look at the shape I'm in

I done spotted me another queen

Sitting at a table alone

So I strolled on over and sat myself down

And asked if I can take her home

When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed

But boy did I look like a fool

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10

But at 10 I woke up with a 2

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Now you may laugh

But if you've got the cash

I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too