Lyrics
She met Johnny at the tree farm stand
Rudolph sweater, hot cocoa in his hand
Hung with Steve with the gingerbread tats
And that guy named Chris, crushing beer cans fast
Every holiday party, she's the queen
Working the crowd, same old scene
Spiking the punch so they can't resist
Every boy's name ends up on her list
She's a hoe, hoe, hoe, girl's on a roll
Dashing through the dates, guys come and go
She's a hoe, hoe, hoe, and everyone knows
Candy cane kisses under the mistletoe
She dated Pete with the plaid and the log cabin vibe
Brad who recited "The Grinch" line by line
Then there was Tom tangled in lights, Bobby doing blow
Moved on to Matt making angels in the snow
She thought James with his vintage vinyl taste
Truly was the one to make her heart race
But along came Mike with eggnog and charm
Struck the right chord, straight to third base
She's a hoe, hoe, hoe, girl's on a roll
Dashing through the dates, guys come and go
She's a hoe, hoe, hoe, and everyone knows
Endless sleigh rides under the mistletoe
Decked in glitter, wrapped in bows
She's the holiday hurricane everyone knows
No silent nights, just sleigh bells chime
Nothing but happy endings this Christmas time
Glitter, wrapped in bows
She's the holiday hurricane everyone knows
No silent nights, just sleigh bells chime
Nothing but happy endings this Christmas time
Glitter, wrapped in bows
She's the holiday hurricane everyone knows
No silent nights, just sleigh bells chime
Nothing but happy endings this Christmas time
Hoe, hoe, hoe, girl's on a roll
Dashing through the dates, guys come and go
She's a hoe, hoe, hoe, she's outta control
There's always hearts to tingle
No need to be single
So much bells to jingle
Under the mistletoe
Hoe, hoe, hoe, girl's on a roll
Dashing through the dates, guys come and go