Lyrics
Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays
Maybe you could waste your time doing something more mature, like taxes?
But I know you won't
What's got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon
This place eats jokes for breakfast
You'll need some thicker skin
'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when
You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax!)
When every step you take's a faceful of rakes (ah! Ugh)
Where even seats are threatening a certain sound
You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?
Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself
That doesn't involve torturing people?
No
Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!
So, you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)
Wait, please give me a second
So, let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate
Wait, wait, let's hear her out
Got nothing here but time
Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?
You hear that audience? You're in for a show
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on the side of your screen
I think I'll join you, giving a little beam
What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?
Can't handle snide comments?
Looking to confide in Ragatha?
Good luck with that to ya!
I'm giving gold to misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
From a rancid purchase of a headset
Just my luck had gone and cursed us
You wanna smile? And ease your mind?
"Then lighten up!" So says my sign
Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted
Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!
So, you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax) that's me (whoo!)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy) I'll keep you company
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy) still me
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)