Lyrics
Kitchen chaos spinning wild
Frozen bird like a block of ice
Thawing dreams crash and burn
Clock ticks but the meat won't turn
Giblet bag surprise
What the heck
Turkey's got a smell I won't forget
Meat thermometer's lying to me
Oven temp's a mystery
Dialing fast
Heart on fire
Rescue's just one call higher
Turkey hotline hero
Save the feast tonight
Guiding me through the kitchen fight
Turkey hotline hero
My culinary knight
With your wisdom
Make it right
Dry bird panic
Where's the juice
Cooking time's a game of goose
Center's icy
Edges charred
Thanksgiving dreams feeling marred
Basting like a man possessed
Still my bird's a smoky mess
Timer screams
I'm losing my cool
I need a hotline
I'm a Thanksgiving fool
Turkey hotline hero
Save the feast tonight
Guiding me through the kitchen fight
Turkey hotline hero
My culinary knight
With your wisdom
Make it right
Make it right