Lyrics
Somebody broke wind in here
I been tryin' to like, not say nothin'
But somebody farted in this motherfucker
That's some long distance fart too
Don't do, I know you get out with your friends
You have a good time, especially fellas, you know
You play that game, play the fart game, you know
You know you fart around your fellas and it's funny
Dudes be doin' that gettin' in an elevator and fartin'
And laughin' and shit, nasty, you play the fart game
I think deep down inside, people want to smell other people's farts
'Cause you smell 'em and people always tell you they farted
They say, "I farted, you don't believe me, pause a second" "Yeah, you did!"
'Cause in the back of your mind, you want to grade the fart
And if it smell bad enough, two years later
You be goin', "Remember that fart you laid, two years ago?"
The fart game you play, start off 'round the house when you little
Your father introduce you to it, be sittin' in the house one day
Saturday mornin', watchin' cartoons, your father make a fart and go
"That wasn't me, that was your mother, that was your mother
That was, ooh, baby, baby, I want a divorce, baby, oosh, you rotten baby, shit"
Your mother goes, "Stop"
And you join in and shit, grab your little brother
Sit on his head and fart, ever do that?
That's a fun game, our little brother freak out and go
Your father go, "It's the fart game, you'll play it one day, son"
The fart game, you get your best friend in on that shit, too
You can walk up to your best friend while he's watching a football game
And fart in his face, he won't even get mad
He'll just go, "Okay, you got me alright, okay, alright
That was a good one, too
My mouth was open, my mouth was open on that one"
That's good, alright