Single / Track

I Hate You, I Hate Sports

Moe & Joe•Official Audio (YouTube API)

Lyrics

All right it's pickleball time Who wants to be my teammate?

Yo I do

No no I do Pick me!

Well I can only pick one

Eenie meenie miney moe

Pick my teammate by the toe

If he hollers let him go

Eenie meenie miney moe

Yes!! I guess I'm your teammate

Great Here's your racquet catch

Oh whoops I forgot to mention I'm not athletic

Oh uh in that case there's more to the song

What?

Your names Joe and my names Moe

You are slow bro that I know

You say yo when I say no

I can't pick you you're my foe

Still your teammate!

Agh! Hmm

Van Gogh Rob Lowe Cameron Crowe

Marilyn Monroe and Margot Robbie

Can't forget Trudeau

Also there's Willem Dafoe

Although it's pro to overflow

you should get low and eat fro-yo

instead of any escargot then throw a freaking UFO

Still me!

At a... plateau

It's always going to be me You kept the same rhyme scheme

You're right

I do not want to be your partner for this game

I agree I hate sports I hate you and this game

But I like this song's flow

I do too what'd you know?

We should make a record and get signed and get paid

All of a sudden we're getting a lot of deals

Tons of attention and money it's quite ideal

From the gymnasium to packing stadiums

Fan base is gigantic just like Shaquille O'Neal

During the winter and all through the summer

Our national tour has never been funner

I don't think that's a word

Tattle tale you're a nerd

Woah settle down that's so mean what you muttered

Now we just started a fight as we sing a song

Label is saying we just need to get along

But I don't like you Moe

And I can't stand you Joe

We should destroy this whole band just like Donkey Kong

Dude that's it? We're breaking up?

Yeah And honestly I think it's for the best

What Joe doesn't know about Moe here

Is that I'll go off to be solo with my career

I'll show Joe that i don't need no faux pro

To show me how to flow bro call it reverse Uno

What the hell dude that is rude and lewd of you to allude

That you want to exclude me and pursue a feud

I might have misconstrued your mood but now that you've sued

I conclude you're crude

I do not want to be your your partner in this band

I agree I hate you and all of your demands

But I like this songs flow

I do too what'd you know?

Making a record together we should withstand

Tensions are high as we sigh in the public's eye

I say goodbye as you cry to me your reply

This was a lot of fun but as of now we're done

People ask if we broke up and we tell them why

It's all because I'm much better than him

Talents are stacked right up to the brim

I disagree with this I will dismiss your diss

We should go back to the class that we've cut called gym

Going to class now sounds totally lame

Especially coming from our rise to fame

But I like pickleball

I do too what the hall?

We should team up right away now and play a game

Um... ok So I guess I pick you to be on my team then

Did you just launch an entire musical career sell a hit album and go on a global tour just to break up and go solo before realizing that you two ultimately just wanted to play pickleball together in gym class?

Uhh yeah that's exactly what happened

I thought you hated sports though?

I thought I did But that was before I found the right teammate

Oops sorry I missed it I actually really don't know how to play this game

Assembling your AI-powered music player

I Hate You, I Hate Sports

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