Lyrics
l wanna tell you one story,
ahh.
this was...
the best meal i've ever had
in my life
alright?
this happened when i was eleven years old
in Chiago illinois
where i grew up
and it took place at a little
uh
resteraunt called
"The Salt and Pepper Diner"
Which was a family resteraunt
in the city
(guy raises his hand)
yes, yes you know the salt and pepper diner?
Its a wonderful family resteraunt
in
in
Chicago
Which means it caters to mainly teenagers
and homeless schizophrenics
now i go into this place one day
When i'm eleven with
my best friend John
And i should say that his name
is also john
I'm not calling myself my own bestfriend
It's a seperate human being
We walk into the Salt and Pepper diner one day
And they had a jukebox there
alright?
And the jukebox
was three plays for a dollar
so we put in
SEVEN DOLLARS
And selected 21 plays of tom jones'
"What's new pussycat"
hahaha
And then we ordered and waited
here's the thing about
when "What's new pussycat" Plays
Over and over and over and over and over again
The second time it plays
You're immediate thought
is not
"Hey! someones playing Whats's new pussycat again"
It's "Hey... What's new pussy cat is a lot LONGER than i first thought"
"and it has like... a Dip in the middle"
you know how some songs have a dip
like "Gun's and roses", "November rain"
And your like...
"Hey!! November rain's over!!"
"No it's not...
There's more"
The third time it plays
Your thinking