Death in a Jar

I caught death inside that jar like some invisible demon

It blew into my room, I can hear the moon screamin'

It picked me out at random, but they catch em, I planned it

It swept in through my window, I snatched it and canned it

The jar shakes on my table, it's power immense

I'm nervous just to hold it, this shit is intense

You're just a evil gust of wind, the deadly breath to exhale

I step into the jail, let this jar be your hell

I've caught death in a dixie cup

Tried to get me when I was fucked up

Gotta get it to a jar, anybody got a car

I can use, because I live too far to fuck

Death ain't come here lookin' to talk

Do I stop somebody in the dark stop

Somebody help me, help me somebody

Inside, in this cup is worse than them zombies

Maybe dig a hole, leave it inside, bury death alive

Bet if I don't get it, outta this red cup, quick

Everyone here's gonna die

(I caught death in a jar!)

And screwed the lid on tightly

(Death is just a breath)

But still it tried to fight me

Everytime you breathe in

Your last breath it might be

Now it's morgue on the hunt

Daily and nightly

Death is just a breath

And if you catch it, you can play with it

But don't let it go

Don't poke no holes in the top

Don't drop it, don't let it go

I got death trapped like a rat without the cheese

See me play him like a game of chess and win with ease

Watch as I spread disease with a wave of the hand

The plagues that riddle man, mine to command, can't let him in

Keepin' me closed in a maze in a case of glass

Assume while I consume doomed souls, then I laugh

Can't let it shatter, if it does I'm gone soon after

Tortured by the one I've kept trapped like brain matter

Caught death in a mix of blow

With a plate on top like a make shift

Then I tried movin' that shit in a coffee can

With a skull that I've painted off on the side

Then it got free and I tried to grab him

But my hands went through, like I'm choking a ghost

So I turned on the fan, and then I grabbed the bag

And then I held it wide open, it started to blow, and it blew inside

Then I quickly tied that shit in a knot like a pretzel dough

And then the bag puffed up like a big balloon

And when I looked in his eye, it looked just like fog

Circlin', gigglin' thick, black darkness

Stick that far in by midnight, push the contents of that bag into a mason jar

(I caught death in a jar!)

And screwed the lid on tightly

(Death is just a breath)

But still it tried to fight me

Everytime you breathe in

Your last breath it might be

Now it's morgue on the hunt

Daily and nightly

And if you catch, you can play with it

But don't let it go

Don't be sharin' it, take care of it

And don't let it go

I have a glass pickle jar, inside I caught the grim reaper

Woulda used the vaser? of Oz but this is cheaper

And handle em' like some reefer, then put you in a sleeper

He was tryin' to kill me, but then I caught him, he's a keeper

Sealed it up with duct tape and wrapped it in a towel

Buried it in the backyard, but still I hear it howl

It's beyond something foul, evil hear it growl

I caught one but there's many more still out there on the prowl

Breath it in while sleeping nice, pop open - you froze

Just accept it, you're dead, eye's slowly they close

But now I'm in control and kill it I must

Cause if I drop it and it bust, I'm dead in the dust!

(I caught death in a jar!)

And screwed the lid on tightly

(Death is just a breath)

But still it tried to fight me

Everytime you breathe in

Your last breath it might be

Now it's morgue on the hunt

Daily and nightly

And if you catch, you can play with it

But don't let it go

And if you breath it for no reason

Don't let it go