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Just went downtown and got a blood test
Out of my country house, there is a rat's nest
Between the ceiling and the roof, and it's a nuisance
Gonna lay down now 'cause all this stuff causes me stress
Some people like to have their thirst quenched
After eating garlic knot and tandoori chicken breast
Some women want marriage and a white wedding dress
Some women are happy with a pearl necklace
And are very very low maintenance
Each has a right to their own preference
As to which one of these pictures is more picturesque
What's glamorous to you, another may detest
What you find appealing, another may find grotesque
La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
La la la la
Some girls like guys who wear pleated pants and suit vests
Some guys like girls who wear push-up bras and fishnets
Some girls flirt with guys who play baseball for the New York Mets
Some guys flirt with girls who work at shoe store outlets
Some people in this world live in high rise apartments
While others are sleeping in alleys in their own vomit and piss
Some guys in this world are honorable Vietnam vets
Some guys in this world are on America's most wanted list
And this is where I draw the line and I get fucking pissed
Girl hangs herself when a photo of her molested naked body
Gets posted by some high school students
And now hear this y'all: Facebook co-hosted this
And you support Facebook? That's your own fucking business
Some people have different objects on the back of their toilets
Some have a toothbrush maybe or some hand soap or a tube of Crest
Some people have a copy of the Bible or Reader's Digest
Some have a bottle of castor oil
And each day one spoonful they ingest
Some moms spread Vicks VapoRub on their son's chest
And some sons say, "Hey mom, I didn't know you liked me like this"
Did that line I just sang offend you, Missy Miss?
Well don't blame me, I stole it from Adam Sandler
From one of his SNL skits
Some people wake up to a tweet tweet tweet
Some old people wake up to a lot of emails sent
Some people wake up to a smartphone full of texts
If you play guitar in a pretty cool band
Well, a few of those texts might be sex
Some things I say are very serious
And some things I say are totally in jest
Do I like my catfish po'boy dry or extra dressed?
If you don't know the answer to that
Then you flunked the I Know Everything About Mark Koszlick test
Everyone in this world is on their own quest
Some people are scientologists
Some people are agnostic and some are atheists
Myself, I'm none of the above, I'm a guitarist and I'm a vocalist
Some people in this world are militant feminists
Some people in this world are white supremacists
Some people in this world are anarchists
Some people in this world are male chauvinists
Some people believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness
Some people believe in OJ Simpson's innocence
Some people believe the future is in the hands of Mike Pence
Some people believe Christmas is the birthday of a man named Jesus
Some kids go to college and want to become a podiatrist
Some kids don't go to college at all and strive to be famous artists
Some kids go to college and want to become an anesthesiologist
Some kids don't go to college at all and want to become successful
NovelistsSome people's favorite band is A Tribe Called Quits
Some people's favorite member of KISS is Peter Criss
Some people's favorite John Denver album is his greatest hits
Some people could talk for hours and hours and
Hours about sketches of Spain by Miles Davis
Some people are having a midlife crisis
Some believe every headline they see on CNN and it makes them anxious
Some people are self-obsessed and they're called narcissists
Some people don't believe in themselves
And consider their lives meaningless
I don't believe in a lot but I believe in this
There's so much hatred in this world and it ain't in our best interest
To keep spreading it like wildfire or a cancerous cyst
It's oozing through the air like napalm mist
Let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Let's come together and show each other love
Come on, let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Let's come together and show each other love
Come on, come on, let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Come on, come on, come on
Let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Come on, come on, let's come together and show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Let's show each other love
Come on, come on (show each other love)
Come on, come on, come on
Let's show each other love
Fuck hate culture, let's rise above
Let's come together and show each other love
Let's come together and show each other love
Let's come together and show each other love
Woke up in my bed today with not much to do
The sun shining brightly through
The cracks between the curtains and windowsills
I needed a plan so I went to a store and I bought a gift for you
Then I walked down through the streets of Chinatown
Looked at the colorful fruits and vegetables
For a moment my heart was filled with happiness
Forgot about my bellyaches and the inevitable
The gloomy thoughts that can grip me on days when I got nothing to do
Disappeared for just one minute
Then I got to your house, the cat was sleeping
At the top of the bed by the window
She looked at me with a serious face, I was out of breath
So I laid my head down on the pillow
The top of my head against your softness
The room was filled with California sun
Your cat went back to sleep peacefully
If there's a second life, I hope to come back as one
For five minutes I meditated on what
It could possibly mean to be a cat
They live for the day and they are easily
Loved and they easily give love back
My guess is they don't know that the
End of their lives will inevitably come
They live to drink water, to eat food
To be loved, and to sleep in the sun
I forced myself up and walked back up the hill
Got an iced tea at Trieste
Went to Molinari's where I was tempted by the usual
But my willpower won so I got a quarter pound prosciutto de pan
Jumped into a taxi cab, stopped for some
Celery sticks and picked up my laundry
Now I wake up and the sun is muted softly by the shades
Through the shade the sky looks a pigskin pink
Now she's picking me up and we're going out to the mountain house
Now she's picking me up and we're going out to the mountain house
And we're going out to the mountain house
Now she's picking me up and we're going out to the mountain house